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1. The Game
Each week (from Monday to Monday), we will replay the genuine football league fixture list in full, pitting the girls against each other. Vote for the team that you support of the girl that you prefer: your votes determine the girls' places in our league table.
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2. Scoring
When all the votes have been counted, the newly unveiled FHM.com Hard Sums Machine will convert them into genuine results.
3. Voting Closing
Weekly voting will close at midnight GMT every Sunday.
4. Team of the Week
The FHM.com pools panel will judge who has performed out of her skin, and name the "Team of the Week". And that means more pictures and video of the victorious girl for you. You lucky fellow.
5. Transfers and Substitutions
During certain months there will be a transfer window and a stunning new player will become available. Your votes will decide which girl is swapped for the new player, so choose wisely.
6. Relegations
Some months will see whoever is bottom of the league relegated. Out will go the bottom girl, and in will come new blood. If your favourite team is doing badly, this is the time to ramp up your support.
7. Bonus Content
If any one girl is romping it, we reserve the right to publish many, varied and increasingly tantalising photos to reward her excellent endeavor.
8. The Girls
Each club has been represented by the finest girl we could find. Thank you girls, from all of us.
9. No Messing
The referee's decision is final.
10. Shhh...
Having said that, we're taking an old-school George Graham approach here. Bungs are positively welcomed to the usual address (reporter@fhm.com).
11. Match Tickets
And if anyone's giving away free tickets to games, we'll definitely have them too.
12. Contact Us
If you represent a club, fanzine or sports publication and want to contact one of the girls, please email us at reporter@fhm.com.
13. It's Only A Game
We might change any of these rules at any time. That's the magic of making up the rules. Enjoy!